Ay Caramba! The Board Test is on the shelves of your local newsagents for what seems like all of an afternoon, and before you can say ‘can I sniff your panties’ we’ve finished the next one. Every time we think we’ve made the best snowboard magazine possible, we go and make ourselves look stupid by doing an even better one the month after. It can’t last… or can it? The latest and greatest instalment of DCMT SNOWBOARD comin atcha:

Battle Of The Twin Towers

One of the craziest contests ever, a monster slopestyle course with the biggest gap jump ever seen, all shot through the lens of Vincent Skoglund.

Alaska

No big names, just big mountains, big turns and one ------- (can I say -------? - We'd rather you didn't in case our Mum sees it - Ed) huge drop…

Hemsedal

The story of the session of the year. JP Solberg, Jussi Oksanen, Gigi Ruff, Romain de Marchi were there riding 30 metre-plus tables, and Drew ‘Stinky’ Stevenson was sitting in a tree writing about it…

Alagna

Europe’s answer to Alaska. Again, no big names, just big-ass mountains. Bellissimo.

The Bomb Comp

Word to ya moms, we came to drop bombs… Ewan Wallace went to the Bomb Comp in Risoul and had a blast… Featuring the riding skills of Danny Wheeler, Simon Brass, Ryan Davies and Jakob Wilhelmson.

Plus all the other assorted nonsense, gibberish, bad jokes and sloppy writing you know and despise. Document Snow, the magazine for snowboarders by snowbladers, out now.

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