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winterfunman 
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 Posted: Oct 02, 2011 - 08:20 AM
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winterfunman
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Posted: Oct 02, 2011 - 08:21 AM
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I was chatting to a girl in a night club , the other night , when she asked what i was tthinkiong , i replied , you remind me of my little toe ? she replied , why ?? cos im small and cute ? i replied no cos i may end up banging you on my coffee table later  |
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Sidget
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Posted: Oct 03, 2011 - 10:26 AM
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First post: Sep 10, 2006
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| I have wasted far too much time reading through these jokes... Whilst in my lecture. |
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please inform me when something ridiculous is happening in a thread, as i wish to mock those involved
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Posted: Oct 03, 2011 - 02:00 PM
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Um it's not 'clean' but you know the Belgian reputation for being pedophiles? ^^
I'm translating this one from German so maybe it's a little weird sounding (Germans love these Belgische Witze.. (if u can read German that's a bunch.. I think some of them r really funny lol)
Anyway - A German, an American and a Belgian are going down on the Titanic. The German says: Women and children first!.. The American says: F%^k the children!.. The Belgian says: But do we still have time for it?! ...bahaha...  sorry, it's a fav of mine |
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tortyv
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Posted: Oct 03, 2011 - 02:04 PM
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| Wow those German jokes are ever so slightly wrong! |
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"and fatigues soon ignored, as your feet hit the board, or the beat hits the floor, these are the moments that we live for"
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murano3
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Posted: Oct 03, 2011 - 03:26 PM
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD . The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong. "I feel terrible," ! he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."
The blonde says,"Don't worry." She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny ,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.
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"Hair Spray Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave." |
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murano3
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Posted: Oct 03, 2011 - 03:28 PM
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A man and a women on a plane. every 3 minutes the women sneesed
and visibly shuddered for 10 seconds.
the man asked her if she was ok
"im sorry, i have a very rare medical condition, when ever
i sneeze i have a orgasm" the bloke said " are you taking anything for it?"
"yes" the women said "pepper" |
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Benjamin Smythe-Gherkin
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murano3
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Posted: Oct 03, 2011 - 03:31 PM
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| A guys hires a hit man to kill his wife of 40years of marriage. the hit man says i will shoot her just below the left tit, hubby says i want her dead not knee capped |
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winterfunman
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Posted: Oct 20, 2011 - 08:04 PM
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First post: Apr 20, 2008
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fundamental
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Posted: Oct 20, 2011 - 08:59 PM
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| Anyone heard about about Greece banning exports of hummous and taramosalata? Double dip recession. |
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winterfunman
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Posted: Oct 21, 2011 - 03:49 PM
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Posted: Oct 21, 2011 - 05:28 PM
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| thanks alot Libya, now we will never know the Colonels secret recipe. |
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winterfunman
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Posted: Oct 27, 2011 - 04:11 PM
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| ITV 2 Have just annouced their all new reality show for this winter , starring Elton John, George Michael, Michael Barrymore, Graham Norton and Alan Carr , its called " The Only Way Is ARSE SEX" |
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LIFE IS FOR LIVING SO GO FORTH AND LIVE IT....after all we r here for a good time , not here for a long time
http://www.alexander-apartment-bansko.com
info@alexander-apartment-bansko.com
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Posted: Nov 07, 2011 - 01:20 AM
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What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted. |
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227angrydonkeys
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Posted: Nov 07, 2011 - 01:23 AM
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