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#1 Topic:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 12:01pm on Freeski Club UK
Liggins was going on about his mates he'd been out riding with on day and one of his mates wanted to do something more flashy than a board slide on something (or something like that - can't remember the exact details) and Liggins' awesome quote which made me chuckle was:

'you know, because a board slide's a board slide innit'

....well, yeah?!
YORKSHIRE!
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#2 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 12:32pm on Freeski Club UK
uvflowers wrote:
Liggins was going on about his mates he'd been out riding with on day and one of his mates wanted to do something more flashy than a board slide on something (or something like that - can't remember the exact details) and Liggins' awesome quote which made me chuckle was:

'you know, because a board slide's a board slide innit'

....well, yeah?!


The above is my silly quote of the week submission; that you think that's funny, and worthy of a quote.
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#3 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 12:48pm on Freeski Club UK
Confused

i was only trying to start a nice chat...
clearly wasnt funny to you as you werent there
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#4 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 1:37pm on Freeski Club UK
I think you're right christina... a case of you must have had to be there.

but Neil that wasn't very nice now was it. ;)
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#5 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 1:42pm on Freeski Club UK
uvflowers wrote:


'you know, because a board slide's a board slide innit'


Its funny if you read it Gangsta

Sucks teeth " Ya no, Cuz a board slies an board slide innit bru " sucks teeth.
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#6 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 1:43pm on Freeski Club UK
I feel i've been misquoted
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#7 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 1:46pm on Freeski Club UK
Anyways my quote of the week is

Canadians arent they from Canadia (Can - Ade - E - Ah)
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#8 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 2:13pm on Freeski Club UK
Rob: "the one thing I hate more than skiers... is the french". Nice and loudly in Morzine/Avoriaz. xD

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Posted 25 January 2011 - 2:17pm on Freeski Club UK
I definatly thought that more than once Very Happy
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Posted 25 January 2011 - 2:38pm on Freeski Club UK
it's ok everyone in Morzine is English Smile
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#11 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 2:42pm on Freeski Club UK
the very angry bus driver i got into an arguement with wasn't english
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#12 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 2:51pm on Freeski Club UK
on the sunday we arrived...
Brett: Have you ever been snowboarding on a mountain before marc?
Me: not yet
Brett: *looks out the window* you wont be this week either mate.
Can often be found laying on blue runs. I havnt fallen over I'm just catching the rays, honest.
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Posted 25 January 2011 - 2:59pm on Freeski Club UK
passtherizla wrote:
I think you're right christina... a case of you must have had to be there.

but Neil that wasn't very nice now was it. ;)


ok, ok, i promise i'll play nice.
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#14 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 3:04pm on Freeski Club UK
Kimberley my other half continously telling French waiters "Gracias" after every meal.

Classic.
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#15 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 3:20pm on Freeski Club UK
That was pretty funny, after the crapes i wasn't sure if she was being ironic or not Very Happy
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#16 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 3:25pm on Freeski Club UK
She doesnt know what irony means. Bright Idea

And it wasnt just the once, it was all week even after me an dale ripped her for it.

Poor girl Laughing
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#17 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 3:44pm on Freeski Club UK
Simblade wrote:
Kimberley my other half continously telling French waiters "Gracias" after every meal.

Classic.


glad im not the only one to do this Suprised
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#18 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 4:56pm on Freeski Club UK
The best one I heard was again form Liggins.When the quiz had finally finished he was walking around aimlessly looking for his lost clothing.
He stopped by me and said
" where's my t-shirt? I really need it as I've been holding my stomach in for the last 45 minutes and I can't hold it in any more! "
He was very pleased when hr finally found it, put it on backwards and inside out and told me
" Thank god I can breathe again"
Well it was pretty funny at the time Razz
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#19 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 5:28pm on Freeski Club UK
I'll have to take your word for that lesley, in fairness it does sound like something i would say !

I'm just glad to have been an entertaining rather than angry drunk Very Happy
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Posted 25 January 2011 - 5:33pm on Freeski Club UK
Hahaha I remember that too Laughing
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#21 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 5:49pm on Freeski Club UK
I reckon my favourite whilst guiding with the GB team came from Jimbo.

"The last time I saw ice like that was when my Gf took me ice skating"
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#22 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 5:58pm on Freeski Club UK
Some of these are actually pretty good, I lol'd muchly.
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#23 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 6:39pm on Freeski Club UK
Kim after being introduced to a bearded Adam calling him Saddam.

Kim after being told our bags would be fine while we smoke because it's geneva airport and crime free...'why, is it because it's a communist country'

Also someone claiming he can't do back 1's on a rocket board because it washes out because of the rocker.
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#24 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 8:29pm on Freeski Club UK
My favourite quote of the week came from ^Dale ^ after I repeatedly got caught short on the cat tracks on a park board.

"You know your problem Jackie love, you need to be more like me, you need to eat more pies".

Made me chuckle
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#25 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 25 January 2011 - 8:36pm on Freeski Club UK
These are good...............damn you all, can never make it because I work in a school Sad
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Posted 26 January 2011 - 11:22am on Freeski Club UK
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#27 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 26 January 2011 - 2:43pm on Freeski Club UK
jacks wrote:
My favourite quote of the week came from ^Dale ^ after I repeatedly got caught short on the cat tracks on a park board.

"You know your problem Jackie love, you need to be more like me, you need to eat more pies".

Made me chuckle

hahaha awesome quote!
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#28 Reply:  Silly quotes of the week.....
Posted 26 January 2011 - 7:45pm on Freeski Club UK
Mines "You snooze you lose", and my victims and fellow trouble makers know exactly what i mean by that ;)
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Posted 26 January 2011 - 11:03pm on Freeski Club UK
Have to admit i was a fan of " you snooze you lose" mainly as i wasnt on receiving end, and took great pleasure in watching you create your master pieces haha
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 12:28am on Freeski Club UK
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 12:30am on Freeski Club UK
"Because you're once...twice...three times a ....silence"
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