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charlieOfflineSCUK Member
Post subject: NSFW Pornolizer  PostPosted: Dec 01, 2011 - 02:12 PM



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This is hilarious, make any website chock full of swearwords e.g. http://www.pornolize.com/translate/?lan ... club.co.uk

NOT SAFE FOR WORK obviously

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Post subject: RE: NSFW Pornolizer  PostPosted: Dec 01, 2011 - 02:13 PM



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It is also probably offensive to many people. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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Post subject: RE: NSFW Pornolizer  PostPosted: Dec 01, 2011 - 02:21 PM



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Oh man, this is genuinely hilarious


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The barfing Winter "Mouth-full-o'-c0ck" Bash is back. This is the main event on the SCUK calendar and bangs you a one or two week option. The trip includes the Billabong "Sniff-my-Ass" Air & Style in Innsbruck on the motherf*cking day of arrival.

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charlieOfflineSCUK Member
Post subject: RE: NSFW Pornolizer  PostPosted: Dec 01, 2011 - 02:22 PM



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It's had me giggling like a school boy for a while now.

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Post subject: RE: NSFW Pornolizer  PostPosted: Dec 01, 2011 - 02:26 PM



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Just did it to our companies website. Yes, that is funny Laughing

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Post subject: RE: NSFW Pornolizer  PostPosted: Dec 01, 2011 - 02:27 PM



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http://i.imgur.com/gsm9b.png

Oh so jokes, poor Branny

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Post subject: RE: NSFW Pornolizer  PostPosted: Dec 01, 2011 - 02:31 PM



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BBC news front page probably isn't in the best of taste with it being world aids day. However, if you click on the link about Adele being nominated for 6 Grammy's you get a very amusing surprise.

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Post subject: RE: NSFW Pornolizer  PostPosted: Dec 01, 2011 - 02:57 PM



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haha, the quote under bruno mars's picture is epic Very Happy
 
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Post subject: Re: RE: NSFW Pornolizer  PostPosted: Dec 01, 2011 - 03:29 PM



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charlie wrote:
BBC news front page probably isn't in the best of taste with it being world aids day. However, if you click on the link about Adele being nominated for 6 Grammy's you get a very amusing surprise.


Well that explains why she was nominated anyway....

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Post subject:   PostPosted: Dec 01, 2011 - 04:20 PM



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Reading the replies on this thread through the link are quality!!

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Charlie: It's had me f*cking like a school boy for a shafting while now.
 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: Dec 01, 2011 - 04:22 PM



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brilliant discovery!

I nearly fell out of my chair on seeing "Clinton w@nk to boost US-Burma muff sniffs" on the BBC News front page...

I just emailed round a link to our company website and I can hear people pissing themselves at the other end of the room!

Laughing

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Post subject:   PostPosted: Dec 01, 2011 - 04:24 PM



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Genuinely the funniest thing i have come across in weeks.

Thank you.

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Post subject:   PostPosted: Dec 01, 2011 - 07:45 PM



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quality just got the wife a treat

A second iPhone 4 has balled without ballbusting just f*cks after another device blew up on a flight w*nking fears over the charvering safety of the phone.

Reports from Brazil say that the felching iPhone 4 was plugged in to charge overnight when it began to emit smoke and shafts as its owner slept nearby.

This is the second high-profile explosion of an iPhone in a deep throating week, in the f*cking first incident the felching handheld device spontaneously combusted charvering landing on a flight in Australia two days ago.
 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: Dec 01, 2011 - 09:21 PM



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Ladies Only "Up the muff sniffing Arse" Morning

All you need to do is pop a Ladies Only "Rugmuncher" Lift activity into your shopping cart for the fomping of the next Ladies "Jerkoff" Only Morning and select your start time.

Have a plowing great time and don't forget your FREE coffee and cake* after your session!

We'll see you on the slope!


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Post subject:   PostPosted: Dec 01, 2011 - 10:30 PM



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This thread proves to ALL of us on SCUK , charlie isnt just a MOD , hes human and an asset to SCUK

3 cheers , hip hip hurray, hip hip hurray , hip hip hurray Thumbs Up

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