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passtherizla 
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Post subject: I'm a kitten murderer!
 Posted: Nov 08, 2011 - 07:33 PM
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Location: Birmingham
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Just moved my car into my spot outside the flat cos some inconsiderate twort had parked in it... anyway.
I KILLED A KITTEN.
There are LOADS of strays around here and its definitely one of those, but I FELL HORRIBLE!!!
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saddened kitten murderer.
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Post subject: RE: I
Posted: Nov 08, 2011 - 07:43 PM
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sh1t dude, that's horrible, I feel for you. I hit an owl once and that was bad enough, but then it was sat in the middle of the motorway.
Was it sat under the car? Not much you could have done about it if it was. You can't exactly check under and around the car every single time you move it. |
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Post subject: Re: RE: I
Posted: Nov 08, 2011 - 08:09 PM
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Location: Is in the U freakin' K
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Post subject: RE: I
Posted: Nov 08, 2011 - 08:11 PM
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Heh, reminds me of a story my mum told me about a guy at work hit a cat, but it was lying on the pavement barely moving so he got out a tyre iron and finished it off. Some crazy lady came out screaming about him killing her cat that was just laying there in the sun and he explained but she said no the cat was just laying there never having been hit by the van.
On further inspection there was a cat tangled up inside the wheel arch, 2 for 1. |
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Post subject: RE: I
Posted: Nov 08, 2011 - 08:20 PM
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Location: The Big G
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| Oh my god I didn't realise that you meant an actual kitten! I thought this was a terrible euphemism. |
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Post subject: RE: I
Posted: Nov 08, 2011 - 08:28 PM
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typical Gina... mind firmly in the gutter 
cwj.... WTF! madness |
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Post subject: RE: I
Posted: Nov 08, 2011 - 09:11 PM
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| Haha sorry... was wondering how no-one else had come to the same conclusion! |
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Post subject: Re: RE: I
Posted: Nov 08, 2011 - 09:32 PM
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cwj wrote:
Heh, reminds me of a story my mum told me about a guy at work hit a cat, but it was lying on the pavement barely moving so he got out a tyre iron and finished it off. Some crazy lady came out screaming about him killing her cat that was just laying there in the sun and he explained but she said no the cat was just laying there never having been hit by the van.
On further inspection there was a cat tangled up inside the wheel arch, 2 for 1.
Im sorry, this is one of the funniest things ive ever read. I know it shouldnt be, but it is :') |
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Post subject: RE: Re: RE: I
Posted: Nov 08, 2011 - 10:07 PM
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| Naughty Cwj quoting Billy Connelly and not giving credit... I have it on VHS somewhere still. You missed out the bit where she screams for archie, the neighbour who comes out and is a police officer with sausage roll in mouth. Anyway it's a long joke of billys but it's epic |
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Post subject: Re: RE: I
Posted: Nov 09, 2011 - 08:31 AM
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GinaG wrote:
Oh my god I didn't realise that you meant an actual kitten! I thought this was a terrible euphemism.
Never killed a Kitten but once Choked a Chicken etc etc... |
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Post subject: RE: Re: RE: I
Posted: Nov 09, 2011 - 09:01 AM
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| what did u do with the dead kitten ? |
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Post subject: RE: Re: RE: I
Posted: Nov 09, 2011 - 09:09 AM
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First post: May 12, 2006
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Location: Birmingham
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| David my elderley next door neighbour sorted it all out for me... he may have eaten it though? |
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Post subject: RE: Re: RE: I
Posted: Nov 09, 2011 - 11:00 AM
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First post: Oct 28, 2008
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| i like the way you left the old fella next door to clean up the mess!! haha Like an old version of the Wolf |
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Post subject: Re: RE: Re: RE: I
Posted: Nov 09, 2011 - 11:20 AM
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passtherizla wrote:
David my elderley next door neighbour sorted it all out for me... he may have eaten it though?
Perhaps hes a taxidermist?
Bets on the stuffed cat being a christmas present from your neighbour? |
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Post subject: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: I
Posted: Nov 09, 2011 - 11:45 AM
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| ah! I fecking hope not J!!! |
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