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dashieOfflineNon-member
Post subject: Halloween  PostPosted: Oct 10, 2011 - 09:31 PM



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I need some costume ideas for fancy dress. There's no theme but the worst costume is normally punished with some terrible alcohol cocktail.

I'd quite like something bad taste, recent dead celeb but stuck how to be steve jobs ghost. Think my gf will be Amy winehouse ghost.

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Post subject: RE: Halloween  PostPosted: Oct 10, 2011 - 09:42 PM



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Go as a body bag.
 
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Post subject: RE: Halloween  PostPosted: Oct 10, 2011 - 11:44 PM



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With an Apple logo on it..............sorry steve
 
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Post subject: RE: Halloween  PostPosted: Oct 11, 2011 - 12:49 AM



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The classic old man / grandad look?

There's loads of potential in the charity shops, failing that you could borrow some of Dunx's wardrobe Wink

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Post subject: RE: Halloween  PostPosted: Oct 11, 2011 - 08:39 AM



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One of my Female Friends once make up-ed herself to look like a battered corpse, wet messy hair, ripped up slutty attire, stuck seaweed everywhere and Said she was a drowned Prostitute.

If you want Tasteless. The ghost of Bin Laden throws up the opportunity to offend many people and you could use the above technique, just with a Turban and bullet hole through the head.

If you believe the reports he was just in his pants at the time...
 
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Post subject: RE: Halloween  PostPosted: Oct 11, 2011 - 12:36 PM



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windswept man is often a good one...

gel your hair in a mad direction, wire a tie so its sticks out in same direction of hair and turn a brolly inside out.. win.

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dashieOfflineNon-member
Post subject: RE: Halloween  PostPosted: Oct 11, 2011 - 07:30 PM



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I need something alot more tasteless than a wind swept man.

I'm thinking, a big cardboard cutout in the shape of an ipad with steve jobs face on it but called the iDead.

Last year I went as the guy from inxs who hung himself trying to get off.

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Post subject: RE: Halloween  PostPosted: Oct 11, 2011 - 08:06 PM



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i think maddie mccann would have grown up a bit by now, she would probably look alot like a grown man in a wig and some girls clothes. maybe with some fag burns and handcuff marks too... just throwing that out there. or shave head, make open casket form cardboard in a stood up position, jade goodie.
 
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dashieOfflineNon-member
Post subject: RE: Halloween  PostPosted: Oct 11, 2011 - 08:19 PM



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My mate is going as Kanye West, hes going to black up and just interrupt everyone.

I like the maddie idea, any excuse to wear a dress and a wig really. I'd have to explain it to everyone though I think.

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Post subject:   PostPosted: Oct 11, 2011 - 09:04 PM



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You could go as Michael Jackson in heaven, basically run of the mill jacko outfit but with small boy/doll attached to your crotch.
 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: Oct 12, 2011 - 08:12 AM



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Jacko. Wear an adult sized top but try to squeeze into child's bottoms...
 
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Post subject:   PostPosted: Oct 12, 2011 - 09:39 AM



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Pocket full of batteries, pair of scissors, "I'm in the WPP" on your teeshirt, no alibi for the last 8 years... Jon Venables.
 
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Post subject: Re: RE: Halloween  PostPosted: Oct 12, 2011 - 10:00 AM



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227angrydonkeys wrote:
i think maddie mccann would have grown up a bit by now, she would probably look alot like a grown man in a wig and some girls clothes. maybe with some fag burns and handcuff marks too... just throwing that out there. or shave head, make open casket form cardboard in a stood up position, jade goodie.


jesus, if offending is the key this is a winner.

why not get the missus to go as a dead rape victim as well Shocked
 
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227angrydonkeysOfflineNon-member
Post subject: RE: Re: RE: Halloween  PostPosted: Oct 12, 2011 - 01:00 PM



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actually, i reckon if you can find a mate to go and both wear wigs and matching footie shirts and skirts you could go as the soham twins. thats topical too as the guy was in the paper recently again.
 
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Post subject: RE: Re: RE: Halloween  PostPosted: Oct 12, 2011 - 03:43 PM



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bad taste party...

back street abortionist - rubber gloves, lab coat (with loads of red on it), neeting needle with jelly babies skewered through it

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