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Post subject: Yeti spotting (RE: IcePaq)
 Posted: Apr 06, 2005 - 04:39 PM
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The sketch:
(In the country we an Interviewer, with microphone. Behind him a man
sits on a wall, with clip-board, binoculars and spotting gear.)
Interviewer: Good evening. Tonight we're going to take a hard tough
abrasive look at camel spotting. Hello.
Spotter: Hello Peter.
Interviewer: Now tell me, what exactly are you doing?
Spotter: Er well, I'm camel spotting. I'm spotting to see if there are
any camels that I can spot, and put them down in my camel spotting book.
Interviewer: Good. And how many camels have you spotted so far?
Spotter: Oh, well so far Peter, up to the present moment, I've spotted
nearly, ooh, nearly one.
Interviewer: Nearly one?
Spotter: Er, call it none.
Interviewer: Fine. And er how long have you been here?
Spotter: Three years.
Interviewer: So, in, er, three years you've spotted no camels?
Spotter: Yes in only three years. Er, I tell a lie, four, be fair, five.
I've been camel spotting for just the seven years. Before that of course
I was a Yeti Spotter.
Interviewer: A Yeti Spotter, that must have been extremely interesting.
Spotter: Oh, it was extremely interesting, very, very - quite... it was
dull; dull, dull dull, oh God it was dull. Sitting in the Waterloo
waiting room. Course once you've seen one Yeti you've seen them all.
Interviewer: And have you seen them all?
Spotter: Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've
heard about them.
Interviewer: Well, now tell me, what do you do when you spot a camel?
Spotter: Er, I take its number.
Interviewer: Camels don't have numbers.
Spotter: Ah, well you've got to know where to look. Er, they're on the
side of the engine above the piston box.
Interviewer: What?
Spotter: Ah - of course you've got to make sure it's not a dromedary.
'Cos if it's a dromedary it goes in the dromedary book.
Interviewer: Well how do you tell if it's a dromedary?
Spotter: Ah well, a dromedary has one hump and a camel has a refreshment
car, buffet, and ticket collector.
Interviewer: Mr Sopwith, aren't you in fact a train Spotter?
Spotter: What?
Interviewer: Don't you in fact spot trains?
Spotter: Oh, you're no fun anymore.
(ANIMATION: Then a girl in bed. Count Dracula enters. The girl reveals
her neck. The vampire goes to kiss her but his fangs fall out.)
Girl: Oh, you're no thn anymore.
(A man at the yardarm being lashed.)
Lasher:... thirty-nine... forty. All right, cut him down, Mr Fuller.
Lashee: Oh you're no fun anymore.
(Back to camel spotter.)
Spotter: Now if anybody else pinches my phrase I'll throw them under a
camel.
Interviewer: (giggling) If you can spot one.
(Spotter gives him a dirty look. Knight in amour appears beside him. He
hits interviewer with chicken.)
The Audit / You're No Fun (again)
As featured in the Flying Circus TV Show - Episode 7 |
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Post subject: RE: Yeti spotting (RE: IcePaq)
Posted: Apr 06, 2005 - 04:40 PM
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Sorry, thought I’d share that - made me laugh anyway 
Getting back on topic, whilst out yeti spotting we found a much rarer and more endangered species - the IcePaq, more commonly know as IP.
Yes, it's true, he's been spotted hurtling down the side of a mountain at great speed and injury to himself (I’ll let him tell u all about it).
He apologies for the long absence and promises he'll be along to share he's adventures with you soon |
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Post subject: RE: Yeti spotting (RE: IcePaq)
Posted: Apr 06, 2005 - 04:42 PM
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here's a yeti we spotted whilst IcePaq spotting  |
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Post subject: RE: Yeti spotting (RE: IcePaq)
Posted: Apr 06, 2005 - 04:42 PM
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okay shall i stop now?  sorry. |
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Post subject: RE: Yeti spotting (RE: IcePaq)
Posted: Apr 06, 2005 - 04:50 PM
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First post: Oct 20, 2004
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Post subject: RE: Yeti spotting (RE: IcePaq)
Posted: Apr 06, 2005 - 04:52 PM
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| oh nothing major, chipped his elbow, fractured a rib, smacked he's head up, damaged the cartalidge in his knee ... probably a bit of liver failure as well due to excessive drinking - nothing major |
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Post subject: RE: Yeti spotting (RE: IcePaq)
Posted: Apr 06, 2005 - 04:56 PM
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Post subject: RE: Yeti spotting (RE: IcePaq)
Posted: Apr 06, 2005 - 04:58 PM
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| pmsl - your so sympathetic babes He he he |
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Post subject: RE: Yeti spotting (RE: IcePaq)
Posted: Apr 06, 2005 - 05:46 PM
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| I thought he'd dropped off the face of the planet. Sounds like he did. |
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Post subject: RE: Yeti spotting (RE: IcePaq)
Posted: Jul 11, 2005 - 08:01 PM
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No, he's still about, but oh so busy at the moment what with relocating offices and buying a house.
Apologies to all those I've not been replying to / e-mailing / gnerally keeping in touch with (i.e. everyone).
Normal service should resume shortly... |
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Post subject: RE: Yeti spotting (RE: IcePaq)
Posted: Jul 11, 2005 - 08:11 PM
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welcome back icepaq 
beer solves all injuries and illnesses mate or in the girlies case wine |
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Post subject: Re: RE: Yeti spotting (RE: IcePaq)
Posted: Jul 11, 2005 - 08:13 PM
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Bags wrote:
welcome back icepaq
beer solves all injuries and illnesses mate or in the girlies case wine
It also creates them in the first place
Just about to post on the Wanted forum:
* New knee required for forthcoming season * |
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Post subject: RE: Re: RE: Yeti spotting (RE: IcePaq)
Posted: Jul 11, 2005 - 08:15 PM
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| knee messed up pretty bad mate ? |
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Post subject: RE: Re: RE: Yeti spotting (RE: IcePaq)
Posted: Jul 11, 2005 - 08:21 PM
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Doc says that if I want to board then I need my knee fixing first (I haven't taken any notice for the past 5 years, but this time he might have a point).
It's fine at the moment but boarding tends to put a bit of strain on it and then I'll be hobbling around for a couple of weeks while it mends again. Apparently though it gets worse each time until you get to the point where it won't mend. |
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Post subject: RE: Re: RE: Yeti spotting (RE: IcePaq)
Posted: Jul 11, 2005 - 08:27 PM
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| whats gotta be done to fix it ? |
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