haha I'm guessing you could have a try on a trampoline, maybe have a wide stance, because if you had your weight in the middle there'd be alot of pressure in a relatively small area, if ya have ya feet wide then the ends wouldn't be wanting to fold in. But then what do i know yeh tape or detune the edges too. I guess your a bit board after Crimbo? could try it wasted too, could be interesting albeit riddled with danger from fence posts, extra cars in the drive or bird tables in the garden.