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SCUK Inn - Make up sayings using your snowboard equipment !!

SimonGoesSideways - Nov 16, 2007 - 03:23 PM
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yes im bored........so i now have a Ride SOCIETY, Burton TRIAD bindings and Burton ION boots........

I came up with this:

I stomp Society's Triads with Ion force


well it gave me some amusement anyway!

can anyone else do better ?
HP-S - Nov 16, 2007 - 03:31 PM
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Oh deary me......

Laughing
charliebuoy - Nov 16, 2007 - 03:33 PM
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I'm just going to make this rude. I have Mission bindings and a White Collection board (an xum as well but that sounds a bit rubbish). My F22's don't really fit anywhere but anyway:

I'm going to spray my white collection in mission-ary

Laughing
ouzodan - Nov 16, 2007 - 03:40 PM
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Ride Decade
Ride Spi
Burton Ruler

I have a friend called Burton who has been Ride'ing his missus for a Decade except one day he caught an Spi off her... he's been scraping cheese off with a Ruler ever since Very Happy
kilgore1080 - Nov 16, 2007 - 03:41 PM
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Hmmmm well mine's gotta sound dodgy really hasn't it:
Nitro PUNISHER, Technine SOLO, 32 LASHED.....

I think you get the idea Twisted Evil
SimonGoesSideways - Nov 16, 2007 - 03:53 PM
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hehehe ! keep em coming !
ace_mcgraw - Nov 16, 2007 - 03:59 PM
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ok, here's mine:

it is Custom in this land to become the Ruler of the Shapeshifters

as I have a Capita Shapeshifter, Burton Ruler boots and Burton Custom Bindings
rachie - Nov 16, 2007 - 04:00 PM
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Salomon Ivy Palmer Honeycircle Ride

One day there was some IVY growing up my house, i get on my bike and RIDE all the way to the gardener whos name is Mr SALOMON and he used this new machine which he held with the PAMLer of his hand, I thanked him by letting him touch my HONEYCIRCLE Wink

(sorry)
northernboarder - Nov 16, 2007 - 05:04 PM
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Ride Control, Burton Hails and Burton Custom Brews ....

After a good few pints of CUSTOM BREW I love my women to take CONTROL in a nazi uniform and can often be heard shouting HAIL!!

OMG .. SGS ur a genius (or exceedingly bored)

Laughing
SimonGoesSideways - Nov 16, 2007 - 05:34 PM
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heheh more funny ones.......and , im a bored genius !! lol
ace_mcgraw - Nov 16, 2007 - 06:33 PM
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Quote:

After a good few pints of CUSTOM BREW I love my women to take CONTROL in a nazi uniform and can often be heard shouting HAIL!!


The work of a mad man. Laughing
BigDan - Nov 16, 2007 - 07:32 PM
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Whilst watching the XLTent (doesn't quite work but you get the gist, bit like txt spk) film FARGO in Washington DC, I couldn't really FOCUS when I realised that in the film, it was NEVERSUMMER! Mr SALOMON had to RELAY the bits I missed when I fell asleep half way through. "Falling asleep during films will be your LEGACY!" he told me when I finally awoke.

Oooh, can ya guess what kit I've got?
Sidget_Ex - Nov 16, 2007 - 07:40 PM
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Ride control
Ride vxn
Burton Moto

When i ride your mum i take complete control of the little VXN, burton wants the video that i filmed on my MOTOrola

Keatsy - Nov 16, 2007 - 08:33 PM
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Kevin Sansalone gave me no other OPTION, the pain hit me like an ION storm, I tried to scream all that was heard was MFM as the words tried to squeeze through the gagged mouth.

Option Sansalone
Technine MFM pro
Burton Ion
Harvey - Nov 16, 2007 - 10:25 PM
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After the fall of the Intergalactic Federation, The crew of the Starship DARKSTAR had made it their MISSION to become the DOMINANT force in the galaxy as they LASHED with photon GRENADES, leaving no TRACE of would be competition.
rachie - Nov 17, 2007 - 08:13 AM
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Simon I think you should try harder, your EFFORT is very lame compared to our epic stories Wink
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